EDIT: Thanks everyone for supporting this idea and thank you for your kind birthday wishes. We will place our order some time next week and share our positions with you first at r/GME. All for one, one for all. I shall get kick banned by the authority of the mods should we not have posted our position by Friday night, March 5, 2021.
28K YOU DID IT!!!
THIS IS IT! You win. I am defeated. I am now broke! Happy 28th Birthday, Lori. I love you. 28,000 hopes and dreams of people like us. Hold on to them. Help to make every single dream become a reality!
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I hope you guys understand I may have to cut my losses soon. So glad I can just do that, unlike a short seller whose losses will literally go into the billions if not trillions as you just continue to upvote the stock by buying and holding. Trust me, the way I felt throughout this thread really gave me the goosebumps. I think I just felt what they feel. Ape together strong works.
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Don’t forget to sign the petition: https://teddit.wsb.onl/r/GME/comments/ls9ve6/petition_to_rent_super_cars_and_drive_by_wall
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I keep listening to this song ever since he, who is not a cat, posted it: https://youtu.be/CAyWN9ba9J8
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u/Alarmed_Ad_4552 you are excused by the power of the people! Please keep your kidney!
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But my trading career did not end with that. I kept losing ever since. Then COVID hit and I was forced to read everything about the Slow Cooker to make my own meals and keep Lori fed. Fast forward 2 weeks today I am the proud owner of dozens of GME shares and I can truly say: This is the wayyy!
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The first trade I made was Beyond Meat IPO. Realized a 70% loss. This is what you are losing against right now, Wall Street.
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Kinda sucks for u/Alarmed_Ad_4552 who probably went to bed already. You should try to wake him up by breaking his upvote button.
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The capital of Bulgaria is Sofia. It has a humid continental climate.
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u/Alarmed_Ad_4552 you sure? 🚨
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The ape with the highest number of comment upvotes will have to match my order next week. The comment delete button is accessible through the “...” icon below your comment.
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If you joined r/GME late and think most people here are retarded always remember: there is someone in this world who shorted GME at $2 a share.
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Fortis et simius. That’s Latin for: $100k IS NOT A MEME
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Imagine you were X Æ A-12, so you could sneak into your dad’s socks drawer and exercise the ledger to 1.5b BTC. We could keep this thread going to the mooooon 🚀
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When I first joined this club I had absolutely no idea about how investing works. You guys have done an insane amount of DD. So now, I still don’t know how investing works. But I learned that dumping money into GME makes Jim Cramer’s voice sound like Peach from the Super Mario Brothers. It’se meeee bEAc0n 😡
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Mom, Dad, I love you. I know what I am doing here makes no sense to you whatsoever. Kidding, my parents sold all their SLVR for GME, too, of course. They are not stupid.
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O.K. Reddit I may need to start hedging against the upvote button...
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If you only have a few shares this strategy could still make you a billionaire: https://teddit.wsb.onl/r/GME/comments/lrxm0n/the_exit_strategy_that_will_break_the_bank
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Seriously, this is no financial advice. Always only invest what you can afford to lose. Always pay your bills before anything else. You are a valued individual in this society no matter how many shares you hold. The fact that you are here already proofs that you care.
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You need to understand that for the next weeks every single fucking Friday there will be a retarded amount of option contracts that strike. The more you buy and hold throughout the week, the more options strike on Friday. The more they will have to buy the week after when people exercise their options, which will drive up the price so even more option strike the next Friday. All they can do is short throughout the week to cut some losses. But one day they will have to buy back these shorts which will drive up the price even further. ALL. SHORTS. MUST. COVER. So HOLD as hard as you can. Do not sell until we reach the finish line. I am not worried to dump all my money into GME. I am a fearless ape and this is no financial advice.
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Lori is in grad school.
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Where are the downvote shills when you need them?
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Forgot to mention, the shares will obviously go into Lori’s new brokerage account cause we will not fund the Citamelvins over at Robin Hood. On that note, everyone please remember to transfer your shares to a real broker, which does not secretly lend out your shares as this defeats the purpose.
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I want to share an observation with you. I realized I am basically on the hook for infinite losses right now, almost like a short seller. I can tell you this feeling is really fucked up. At least I know every single one of you can only hit the upvote button once. The hedgies, however, do not know how many dollars you have to spare. They probably shit their pants so hard every single day that naked shorting, shorting through ETF or pumping our subs with shills is literally all they have left.
