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dontkickducks

2.1k points

3 days ago

"1996."
"All right lad, have a pint."

jettmann22

629 points

3 days ago

jettmann22

629 points

3 days ago

Every year

dontkickducks

233 points

3 days ago

You talking about Hot Fuzz or the repost?

Chemical-Jello9564

143 points

3 days ago

You know, a kid born February 22, 1996 couldn’t have had a pint when Hot Fuzz came out. Free knowledge for the day. [scoots walker offstage]

nostromo7

72 points

3 days ago

nostromo7

72 points

3 days ago

*googles Hot Fuzz release date*

Ah, fuck...

dwmfives

63 points

3 days ago

dwmfives

63 points

3 days ago

You know, a kid born February 22, 1996 couldn’t have had a pint when Hot Fuzz came out.

A kid born February 22, 1996 couldn't see Hot Fuzz when it came out.

themettaur

39 points

3 days ago

Wanna know something crazy? A kid born February 22nd, 1996 couldn't have played the lead role in Hot Fuzz when Hot Fuzz came out.

mermaidrampage

21 points

3 days ago

Was really hoping he was gonna drop that line

Teknoeh

46 points

3 days ago

Teknoeh

46 points

3 days ago

As soon as she said “what year?”

I instinctively went, “every year” in a snobbish British accent.

nethobo

13.9k points

3 days ago

nethobo

13.9k points

3 days ago

This is the kind of thing I want to see. Obvious prank that gets rolled out so smoothly that everyone nearby is laughing. Perfect.

Haploid-life

5.9k points

3 days ago

Haploid-life

5.9k points

3 days ago

Aggressively yells THANK YOU! I'd have been dying.

CR0SBO

1.5k points

3 days ago

CR0SBO

1.5k points

3 days ago

Fank You!

inflexible_guy

339 points

3 days ago

Sprunt2

219 points

3 days ago

Sprunt2

219 points

3 days ago

You cheeky little thucker.

keeelay

11 points

3 days ago

keeelay

11 points

3 days ago

Almost

WinterWight

9 points

3 days ago

That's more like f-backing...

clarko21

140 points

3 days ago

clarko21

140 points

3 days ago

Just booked a hotel over the phone and asked if we initially booked for two nights could we extend for three? To which they replied well no you’d still have to pay for it...

OneMoreAccount4Porn

63 points

3 days ago*

I remember being 5 or 6 and I was sitting taking a shit thinking about my day. Some grown up had told me I was saying 3 incorrectly and it puzzled me. So I sat on the crapper mumbling to myself trying to say 3 the way the grown up had and I had a eureka moment. So now I say 3 correctly and no one gets to take the piss of me regarding it any more. Plenty of other things sure, but not the way I say thanks, three or telephone etc.

Edit: Although now I work in London with some guy who happens to be from the same commuter town as me and he takes the piss out of me for saying other with a 'th' instead of a 'V' so...
Edit 2:I'm pretty sure there's only 1 correct way to say telephone and I'm just an idiot.

CanadiaArcadia

25 points

3 days ago

There is more than one way to say telephone?

lsnvan

45 points

3 days ago

lsnvan

45 points

3 days ago

Once there was an elephant,
Who tried to use the telephant—
No! no! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone—
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee—
(I fear I'd better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)

Eletelphony by Laura Richards: loved this poem, memorized it when I was about 6

geewizzliz

38 points

3 days ago

You had me at labiodental fricatives

newuser60

104 points

3 days ago

newuser60

104 points

3 days ago

I met this guy from some place called worfing and he was making fun of how Koreans say sangyu rather than fankyu. I was really confused. Not sure what fankyu means, buddy, but sangyu is just Konglish for thank you, as in “sangyu very kamsa”. Then I realized he wasn’t from worfing, he was from Worthing.

ScarPride96

12 points

3 days ago

Now fis worf and award

Consciouud

25 points

3 days ago

Nice

eebik

386 points

3 days ago

eebik

386 points

3 days ago

If they made a TV series out of nothing but doing this at different establishments, I’d watch every episode until Netflix inevitably cancels it at the height of its popularity

boyferret

187 points

3 days ago

boyferret

187 points

3 days ago

There was a show called trigger Happy tv where they would do pranks like this, or just set up weird situations.

It was the best. Giant phone guy is one of my favorites. But the guy in a dog suit chasing another guy in a cat suit going around a corner, immediately follow-up by the dog running back, being chased by cats with bats is also good.

mobileuseratwork

95 points

3 days ago

"Yeah I'm in a library! Na I can talk it's all good"

stevencastle

17 points

3 days ago

"Nah, it's rubbish, complete rubbish!"

reezy619

25 points

3 days ago

reezy619

25 points

3 days ago

"WOT?"

Claim312ButAct847

12 points

3 days ago

Still all I can think of if I hear that Nokia ringtone

HALLO?!?!?!

Dark__Horse

25 points

3 days ago

The guy feeding birds getting mobbed by a guy in a pigeon suit was classic.

As was the guy from Schmedderlandsch playing the song of his people (badly) then asking for a handout

Odnetnin90

7 points

3 days ago

I miss that show.

edwardsamson

7 points

3 days ago*

Lol similar to your last one my favorite is when a guy is walking alone down an alley and a mob of like 30-50 people in mascot costumes come into view down the alley and all charge after him yelling lol

edit: found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCrDgm_H678 lol

Cheese464

5 points

3 days ago

Mini Cab? Mini Cab? Mini Cab?

CommandoLamb

740 points

3 days ago

And to think, they didn't even do anything damaging or life threatening! What a concept.

BongMcPuffin

233 points

3 days ago

Is it even a prank if there aren't a couple dead bodies afterwards?

Jimbo_Dankins

113 points

3 days ago

Wait... no one had to yell "Its a prank!" before getting beat.

This is weird.

CommandoLamb

29 points

3 days ago

Hmm, now that you bring it up... Yeah, I'm not sure this was even a prank. I think those kids were committing a crime!

Mr_Poop_Himself

32 points

3 days ago

Hitting people with my car PRANK (gone sexual)

paulmclaughlin

22 points

3 days ago

Not now Tiger

kptkrunch

43 points

3 days ago

kptkrunch

43 points

3 days ago

Like that guy who forced his pregnant wife to shoot him in the chest with a 45.. while attempting to block the bullet with a book? Epic prank. He got her so good she ended up in prison for 6 months..

Ghost17088

56 points

3 days ago

I don’t think it was a prank, just a horribly miscalculated stunt. Also, it’s an unpopular opinion, but I don’t feel like she should have been sent to prison. She said she didn’t want to do it multiple times, and he kept convincing her that it would be fine. Now she has to live with the guilt that she killed her longtime boyfriend and their child’s dad. She suffered enough, to put prison on top of it was just a fuck you from the court.

Elevated-Hype

36 points

3 days ago

In my opinion she didn’t deserve prison. It was his stupidity that got him killed.

EvilNalu

6 points

3 days ago

EvilNalu

6 points

3 days ago

Well, both of their stupidity but I agree there's little point to locking her up.

ThatGuy_Gary

6 points

3 days ago

Unfortunately assisted suicide is criminal in the US as well.

[deleted]

8 points

3 days ago

[deleted]

8 points

3 days ago

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kptkrunch

12 points

3 days ago

kptkrunch

12 points

3 days ago

If I remember correctly, he had convinced her it was safe by showing her a book he had shot with a lower caliber gun (i dont think he mentioned the fact that it was a different gun). So I think she just figured he knew what he was talking about.

Shit_Username185364

13 points

3 days ago

Little did you know it was a failed attempt to get their liquor license revoked

CompetitionProblem

6 points

3 days ago

I saw a jump cut at which I can only assume was him sneezing on innocent people

CMDR_KingErvin

168 points

3 days ago

No no, a perfect prank is going into the hood and running after people with a knife. Just tell them it’s just a prank bro after they’ll be cool. Gone sexual.

smoochwalla

48 points

3 days ago

If you really want to do a "hood" prank, do a faux satanic summoning or something. In my experience, "that voodoo shit" is a sure fire way to get people freaked out without (probably) getting shot.

Easilycrazyhat

15 points

3 days ago

Classic hood prank (N-word disclaimer, just in case you need it).

geared4war

10 points

3 days ago

Oh, I've got a good one. Set up a picnic around a fake grave and have someone break out to join the picnic.

Consciouud

73 points

3 days ago

Fank you!!

yeahsureYnot

30 points

3 days ago

From seeing this comment repeated so many times I'd think I'd see a lot more people dying or being mutilated from pranks on the news.

WhocaresAboutPie

25 points

3 days ago

I mean you have seen the pranks of people licking ice cream.

It's just a prank though.

Or the punching people randomly prank.

Not everything needs to end in death and mutilation. But can just simply be fucked up.

kid-karma

12 points

3 days ago*

if i had a dollar for every time i saw this "wOw a pRaNk wiTh NOboDy gEttiNg HUrt" circle jerk i'd be able to buy 1 whole bitcoin

EDIT: 1.2 bitcoin

EDIT 2: 0.64 bitcoin

EDIT 3: 8 bitcoin

EDIT 4: 0.00005 bitcoin

BigJeffyStyle

3.4k points

3 days ago

"FANK YEW"

DainBramage23

1.5k points

3 days ago

WAH AH YEW LAFFIN FOH, THATS ME DATE A BIRF

Bingu21

140 points

3 days ago

Bingu21

140 points

3 days ago

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WALUIGI

JanFlato

143 points

3 days ago

JanFlato

143 points

3 days ago

I don’t trust like that

BlackKidGreg

37 points

3 days ago

Do you have any skittles?

pointlessly_pedantic

12 points

3 days ago

The funniest line in that bit imo. Idk why, but it always kills me

Arsyn786

20 points

3 days ago

Arsyn786

20 points

3 days ago

I understood that reference

MaorMx2

6 points

3 days ago

MaorMx2

6 points

3 days ago

I frequently quote this line.

MightyCaseyStruckOut

1.5k points

3 days ago

Is he dating an anthropomorphic pink cat?

jaystyler

420 points

3 days ago

jaystyler

420 points

3 days ago

Vincent Adultman is three kids stacked on top of each other and I will die on this hill.

caresawholeawfullot

210 points

3 days ago

Come on man, you're just jealous. What has Vincent ever done to you?

Dontdothatfucker

155 points

3 days ago

You’re just jealous because he’s such a good listener

I-Want-To-Believe-

114 points

3 days ago

Don't be sad. Good horsey.

modelingandwrestling

23 points

3 days ago

Huh. That actually feels kind of nice.

bgzlvsdmb

89 points

3 days ago

bgzlvsdmb

89 points

3 days ago

Vincent is an adult, and I'll bet he knows how to treat a lady.

He very clearly isn't and doesn't.

Different_Papaya_413

57 points

3 days ago

One of my favorite parts about the show — everyone is oblivious and BoJack is just so frustrated about it

kwilpin

40 points

3 days ago

kwilpin

40 points

3 days ago

But we never see the other two kids.

NyekMullner

149 points

3 days ago

NyekMullner

149 points

3 days ago

Best joke of the series

disturbed286

83 points

3 days ago*

I'm equal parts disappointed that Vincent Adultman just sort of...disappeared, but also relieved that they just quit doing it before they ran the joke to death and it wasn't funny anymore.

nj0818

36 points

3 days ago

nj0818

36 points

3 days ago

They never confirmed if he was actually 2 kids stacked on top of each other or if he was just some deformed adult and I’m gonna just go with the latter.

OmarG01

28 points

3 days ago

OmarG01

28 points

3 days ago

I mean, in one episode PC almost ran over Vincent (as a kid) and his mother

nj0818

16 points

3 days ago

nj0818

16 points

3 days ago

Or maybe that was just Vincent adultman’s kid???? Lol just kidding, it’s just funny as hell imagining that he really is just an adult and bojack’s wrong lmao

callmejessicalange

6 points

3 days ago

Well there’s that episode where Vincent and his kid are never in the same room...

ynotvnot

34 points

3 days ago

ynotvnot

34 points

3 days ago

Hands down

D_Robb

61 points

3 days ago

D_Robb

61 points

3 days ago

"God, could you imagine that body in a swimsuit?"

"I literally cannot."

mikachuXD

223 points

3 days ago

mikachuXD

223 points

3 days ago

Came here to say this! Vincent!

I-Want-To-Believe-

88 points

3 days ago

I went to the stock market today. I did a business.

Dont_Give_Up86

72 points

3 days ago

Or a tangled fog of pulsating yearning in the shape of a woman?

WhiskeyXX

31 points

3 days ago

WhiskeyXX

31 points

3 days ago

Clearly he left cus he had to do a business at the business factory.

PhnxDarkDirk

20 points

3 days ago

Business-wise, this all seems like appropriate business.

Claim312ButAct847

7 points

3 days ago

Business-wise...this all seems like appropriate business.

[deleted]

642 points

3 days ago

[deleted]

642 points

3 days ago

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ground__contro1

222 points

3 days ago*

I was a business man... doing business

juiceboxbiotch

39 points

3 days ago

Definitely not 3 kids stacked in a trench coat!

3_quarterling_rogue

13 points

3 days ago

That’s actually a popular fan theory at r/BojackHorseman. Like most fan theories, I don’t buy it.

Infamous_User

89 points

3 days ago

Business-wise, this all seems like appropriate business.

caresawholeawfullot

24 points

3 days ago

One alcohol please!!!

EastCoastMainline

18 points

3 days ago

Ee's 'ad an 'ard day.

Navitach

3.9k points

3 days ago

Navitach

3.9k points

3 days ago

I never in my life thought someone would ACTUALLY try this outside of a cartoon or the Little Rascals...

Militantpoet

94 points

3 days ago

Try what? This is from a documentary about a man who's constantly denied service because of his medical condition known as baby face.

Ivotedforher

14 points

3 days ago

I love his records.

giladS697

1.5k points

3 days ago

giladS697

1.5k points

3 days ago

The intent here is still to make a gist. I doubt this kid expected anything but laughs, and tbf he got them bloody well right

BigBobby2016

453 points

3 days ago

Whoever is filming certainly set this all up

Go_Daaaaaan

138 points

3 days ago

Go_Daaaaaan

138 points

3 days ago

I just though BBC3 was just hidden cameras with no one, in any episode of anything that has ever aired, knowing that they are being filmed. Thankyou for this revelation, I need to rethink everything I have ever learned

Arnutrag

43 points

3 days ago

Arnutrag

43 points

3 days ago

Wait till you learn talk shows have a script and "accidental" jokes are not accidental

Go_Daaaaaan

16 points

3 days ago

Don’t drop that bombshell on me now, I’m still recovering from my entire world being turned upside down

Imthejuggernautbitch

23 points

3 days ago

No I think there just happened to be a world class videographer and sound editor in the pub that day testing some new equipment out

TheGamecock

10 points

3 days ago

lol, I don't know why this even needs to be pointed out. People here can't be that gullible, right?

Doxxxxx

14 points

3 days ago

Doxxxxx

14 points

3 days ago

Got a real sherlock here, I personally thought it was just two weasels trying to get a pint.

abzlute

52 points

3 days ago

abzlute

52 points

3 days ago

I think you're looking for the word "jest". Not sure if it was a typo or similar error, but in just in case you don't already know "gist" is a completely different word.

fiftyseven

14 points

3 days ago

it took me until this comment to remember that gist is even an actual word

TwoWongsMakeaDong

95 points

3 days ago

ZombieCakeHD

83 points

3 days ago

I’m not clicking that. I don’t trust like that.

Rhide

20 points

3 days ago

Rhide

20 points

3 days ago

Do you have any Skittles?

wreq5

13 points

3 days ago

wreq5

13 points

3 days ago

Harry's Car Place...I Don't Trust Like That

The_Fluffy_Walrus

15 points

3 days ago

I knew exactly what this video was going to be.

dsr541

20 points

3 days ago

dsr541

20 points

3 days ago

I mean, they didn't ACTUALLY try it. It was an obvious bit.

WI_YouSaidITAll

576 points

3 days ago

What is this from? I need more!

half_baked_biscuit

580 points

3 days ago

Controlled01

229 points

3 days ago

FANK YEW!

EchoSolo

38 points

3 days ago

EchoSolo

38 points

3 days ago

Good old fart jokes.

Sir_Loin_Cloth

50 points

3 days ago

That little girl is a fantastic comedienne.

eddiemon

21 points

3 days ago

eddiemon

21 points

3 days ago

That bakery guy's face at the end lol

brucebrowde

19 points

3 days ago

"Did I just sell a banana cake to that girl and she's going to fart every 5 seconds for the next hour and a half?" face.

lLoveLamp

18 points

3 days ago

lLoveLamp

18 points

3 days ago

They all are honestly it's amazing. The little boy showing his drawings has an incredible sense of wit.

lcsinaloa

49 points

3 days ago

lcsinaloa

49 points

3 days ago

First place I saw it was little rascals, but they were trying to get a loan

WI_YouSaidITAll

87 points

3 days ago

I LOVE that scene with Mel Brooks.

“If we were your kids, we’d punish ourselves!!”

Dr__glass

14 points

3 days ago

Dr__glass

14 points

3 days ago

Oh my gosh I forgot how much I love the Lil Rascals. Thank you for reminding me

bigwilly311

16 points

3 days ago

I still say “Um.. 7!” anytime someone asks my phone number.

bighootay

8 points

3 days ago

Try 8

redpandaeater

4 points

3 days ago

Don't think I've watched that movie since it came out. It always just made me want to watch the original shorts.

Ducksneedloveto

1.1k points

3 days ago

Ah pubs, remember those? Pubs? Pints? Good times by all? I'm beginning to wonder if we will ever get them back.....

KeepWagging

494 points

3 days ago

KeepWagging

494 points

3 days ago

Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for this all to blow over.

stfleming1

123 points

3 days ago

stfleming1

123 points

3 days ago

You've got red on you.

Ka_blam

71 points

3 days ago

Ka_blam

71 points

3 days ago

Sorry Phillip.

goldenboy2191

43 points

3 days ago

Can we please! CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

Anels0505

10 points

3 days ago

Anels0505

10 points

3 days ago

Doesn’t he have a sweet Jaguar?

humplick

6 points

3 days ago

humplick

6 points

3 days ago

Can't stop me, can't stop me, can't stop me, hey hey!

emelyknows

6 points

3 days ago

Why? What have you done now?

Sprackles

40 points

3 days ago

Sprackles

40 points

3 days ago

Don’t forget to pick up mum on the way

Brainchild110

13 points

3 days ago

I'll be in the shed playing Tekken

solongandthanks4all

13 points

3 days ago

I'm pretty sure that was just a myth the Olds tell about the Before Times. There's no way that's a real place.

Winjin

48 points

3 days ago*

Winjin

48 points

3 days ago*

Keep your spirits up lad. Russia's started vaccinations and we're down almost 3 times in terms of new cases, from 30 thousands a day to 11k a day. Food courts started opening up, bars are working, though they have to limit the capacity and can't work after 23 o'clock. Our Wold In Data shows that UK is doing almost 10k tests per day and you're down to like 200 cases per day.

It will be over soon, as more people are immune or vaccinated and the hospitals aren't stretched thin. I know it's cheesy, but carry on.

EDIT: Sorry everyone, I was being optimistic and didn't notice that the UK data was "per X people", like "per million". My bad. But I want the numbers to go there, I really do. Stay safe.

solongandthanks4all

32 points

3 days ago

I've never heard anyone use 24 hour time with "o'clock." It just sounds funny for some reason. It also makes me want to see your fancy 24 hour Russian clock!

IrrelevantMontgomery

9 points

3 days ago

No hope for me. Reasonably healthy person in texas. I'm expected to work until I die. Then burn my body in the oil refinery for capitalism while paying for the privilege.

Fridgemagnetman

7 points

3 days ago

Soon my friend, soon

kensaiD2591

8 points

3 days ago

Aus here. Pubs are mostly fine here in Sydney. Hope you get back to normal soon!

TheWetSock

343 points

3 days ago

TheWetSock

343 points

3 days ago

Vincent Adultman

dangerpet

78 points

3 days ago

dangerpet

78 points

3 days ago

Yeah great cosplay but he forgot the broom hand

AlexanderTox

75 points

3 days ago

PC: Oh, can’t you just imagine him in a swimsuit?

Bojack: I literally cannot.

sum1yeg

30 points

3 days ago

sum1yeg

30 points

3 days ago

Needs a closeup on his ID saying Adultman, Vincent DOB 1996, or 1986, or 1906

Rows_the_Insane

13 points

3 days ago

DOB: 1906/86/96 July

PartlyAuto

44 points

3 days ago

From when Bojack was witty and ironic. As opposed to how it ended up: witty, ironic, and also made a whole lot of people feel a whole lot of flavors of sadness.

TheWetSock

56 points

3 days ago

The sadness was always there . There was less swing back and forth in the end .

InsanitysMuse

16 points

3 days ago

Yea it was always depressing. It wasn't even that hidden, but it can be lost if the viewer is pretty sheltered.

A_Generic_Canadian

8 points

3 days ago

Yeah I agree. By the time it got to the Herb episode with his cancer I knew the show was going to be something different from a South Park or Family Guy like I'd gone in expecting.

Xanexx

55 points

3 days ago

Xanexx

55 points

3 days ago

"What year?"

"EVERY YEAR!"

popfilms

11 points

3 days ago

popfilms

11 points

3 days ago

No luck catching them swans, then?

cameraninja

9 points

3 days ago

Only one day off from Feb 22 too!

Supercaptaincat

268 points

3 days ago*

Two kids in a trench coat walk into a bar trying to get served and the bartender doesnt notice or doesnt care and serves them a beer.

The bartender then makes his way to the other end of the bar where two regulars are having a heated debate. One regular says "my dick is so big my wife calls it 'knowledge' cause knowledge is power" and the other respond "oh yeah, well my dick is so big your wife calls it "the machine" cause it just dont stop"

And the bartender says "that's nothing, that weird guy who just walked in keeps giving his dick sips of his beer and calls it "kevin""

Pure_Tower

71 points

3 days ago

my dick is so big your wife calls it

Are we just supposed to skip over the part where the first guy's wife is cheating on him?

Appropriate_Mine

40 points

3 days ago

Are we just supposed to skip over the part where the first guy's wife is cheating on him?

No. It's just a "I fucked yer mum" type joke/insult.

Or maybe I got whooshed.

goonsquad1149

9 points

3 days ago

The really weird part is that Kevin's putting em away. No idea how he does it.

Bmc00

39 points

3 days ago

Bmc00

39 points

3 days ago

I'm going to buy a car today.

feeblemuffin

26 points

3 days ago

Mmmoreplees

11 points

3 days ago

I won't buy a car if you want me to get naked

DotaNetski

5 points

3 days ago

I was looking for this.

traws06

58 points

3 days ago

traws06

58 points

3 days ago

The accent makes is so much better. The “that’s me date of birth”

DG729

15 points

3 days ago

DG729

15 points

3 days ago

I think you mean "Tha's me dae' a birf!"

OUBoyWonder

86 points

3 days ago

Now THIS is funny! Nice, clean, entertaining and I smiled all the way through with a hearty one at the "Thank you!". Good post!

c_c_c__combobreaker

41 points

3 days ago

This kid is quick on his feet. Love it.

_jumpstoconclusions_

34 points

3 days ago

I am no expert here but I really don’t think he was “on his feet”

TheBlueGhost21

18 points

3 days ago

“I’m looking for Harry”

“I don’t trust like that”

Dr-Satan-PhD

14 points

3 days ago

That kid is adorable and witty. The super aggressive "FANK YEW!" at the end just seals the whole deal. Honestly, little fucker deserves a pint just for his comedic performance.

zachiscool7

29 points

3 days ago

I don't trust like that

IamParticle1

29 points

3 days ago

This kid is going places. This is the funniest shit I've seen. got some balls

"FANK YOUU" I'm dead

Naptimeis4ever

10 points

3 days ago

Hes going places. Not the bar, but places.

Eckz89

11 points

3 days ago

Eckz89

11 points

3 days ago

Funny thing is 1996 nowadays is definitely drinking age. And some mileage too.

sonofbum

18 points

3 days ago

sonofbum

18 points

3 days ago

My childhood fantasy torn down in seconds. I can't believe it didn't work...

eisnone

127 points

3 days ago

eisnone

127 points

3 days ago

reminds me of Vincent Adultman from Bojack Horseman

Krimreaper1

97 points

3 days ago

Pretty sure that’s what they were trying for.

Golden-StateOfMind

19 points

3 days ago

Did you not even see the title

Ninjacobra5

12 points

3 days ago

Mmmoreplees

16 points

3 days ago

I don't trust like that

360noscopedickshot

9 points

3 days ago

I just came in here to buy an automobile

Reddit_While_U_Work

13 points

3 days ago

When he said what year, the kid should have responded, every year. Smoothest line in Hot Fuzz

Mr-frost

7 points

3 days ago

Mr-frost

7 points

3 days ago

I lift ii ah ohm

sniiish

6 points

3 days ago

sniiish

6 points

3 days ago

If this happened in my city the manager would kick you out, call the police and then complain about it like it was some egregious act.

Nice to see the pub had a sense of humour about it.

everneveragain

6 points

3 days ago

Seen it a million times, have laughed at it a million times

killasuarus

6 points

3 days ago

Oh shit, it's Vincent Adultman! I hear he is a great listener.

hbsboak

6 points

3 days ago

hbsboak

6 points

3 days ago

Vincent Adultman: “would you like a alcohol?”

Magicteapotbeliever

5 points

3 days ago

Vincent Adultman.

Daniel_AC

6 points

2 days ago

It's Vincent Adultman!

bkessler43

8 points

3 days ago

It's Vincent Adultman guys! I haven't seen him in so long!

TheScienceGiant

4 points

3 days ago

Seven going on eighty.