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Roary-the-Arcanine

1.2k points

13 days ago

They need to stop stealing my cows

Gold_Champagne

352 points

13 days ago

Gold_Champagne

Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY

352 points

13 days ago

It's rude

ghost_boi_98

266 points

13 days ago

I got sheep i got chicken i got children! BUT NOT MY COWS

KFrosty3

66 points

13 days ago

KFrosty3

66 points

13 days ago

This chain comment is r/havewemet in a nutshell

degjo

28 points

13 days ago

degjo

28 points

13 days ago

Things I have and have not inseminated for $400, Alex.

chrisragenj

15 points

13 days ago

What is... A woman?

letsgetitnah

16 points

13 days ago

A man but with no ding dong

Muzik06

11 points

13 days ago

Muzik06

11 points

13 days ago

W A T

ThoughtlessBanter

10 points

13 days ago

A MAN, BUT WITH NO DING-DONG!

Muzik06

3 points

13 days ago

Muzik06

3 points

13 days ago

N O O

Federal_Status

5 points

13 days ago

Sheep, chicken, children, all the same.

derpballs69

5 points

13 days ago

derpballs69

Nice meme you got there

5 points

13 days ago

Let the children go

worms9

7 points

13 days ago

worms9

7 points

13 days ago

Really shouldn’t talk about my sister like that.

FISH-SUWA

3 points

13 days ago

FISH-SUWA

Dirt Is Beautiful

3 points

13 days ago

He didn't mention whales tho

worms9

3 points

13 days ago

worms9

3 points

13 days ago

Accurate but hurtful.

TeamRocketScrub

3 points

13 days ago

POKÉBALL GO!

Proxima_Dice

3 points

13 days ago

Don’t steal cows. Steal pigs instead.

ddodd69

3 points

13 days ago

ddodd69

3 points

13 days ago

OK STOP STEALING HIS COWS

Black-Blade_2938

2 points

13 days ago

Black-Blade_2938

can't meme

2 points

13 days ago

OUR COWS1! USSR theme intensifies

A_Matheny

336 points

13 days ago

A_Matheny

336 points

13 days ago

The clawww, it has chosen

unniqorn

52 points

13 days ago

unniqorn

can't meme

52 points

13 days ago

“I have been chosen! Farewell, my friends!”

FlonkertonGames

13 points

13 days ago

“I go on to a better place!”

Another_Adventure

17 points

13 days ago

“We are eternally grateful!”

randomhotdog1

7 points

13 days ago

The claw says who will go and who will stay

cayde_420

152 points

13 days ago

cayde_420

hates reaction memes

152 points

13 days ago

they don't have a McDonalds on Mars, so they need to yoink our cows to slaughter them and make a BigMac

waldo667

27 points

13 days ago

waldo667

27 points

13 days ago

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese on Mars?

chrisragenj

22 points

13 days ago

A quarter gram with cheese?

silverback_79

9 points

13 days ago

The saaame as everything else.

OldBatOfTheGalaxy

7 points

13 days ago

Big & Dusty.

edaisson

6 points

13 days ago

A Royale with Musk

jott1293reddevil

18 points

13 days ago

Wouldn’t it it just be easier to get a drive thru?

MoCheGoCheLaPoCheSr

4 points

13 days ago

Wasn’t this the plot of a teen Titans episode?

Enxrypted

3 points

13 days ago

THANK YOU

Antenna909

2 points

10 days ago

They could just order delivery? Get Space Force to get it there

Tossed_Away_1776

150 points

13 days ago

Reminds me of the first episode of South Park lmao

lurky79

79 points

13 days ago

lurky79

79 points

13 days ago

Cartman, you have satellite coming out of your ass.

Tossed_Away_1776

48 points

13 days ago

N-no, that was just a dream! Screw you guys!!

EffectiveAd4177

13 points

13 days ago

Is that not what this is about?

Zitr1

8 points

13 days ago

Zitr1

8 points

13 days ago

Aliens probing bums was a thing way before that

EffectiveAd4177

4 points

13 days ago

Don’t get me wrong I was not alive when they released that episode, so I’m not expert on the time period, but like people were just casually talking about aliens probing cows in the 90s?

ASS_MY_DUDES

8 points

13 days ago

No it was just a movie cliché. There are weird reports from ranchers of mutilated livestock every once in a while.

EffectiveAd4177

3 points

13 days ago

Oh. It will forever be remembered by my generation as a South Park thing. Shame how much is lost over time.

Kingcase221

6 points

13 days ago

A big metal hoobajoob up your butt

Cazmonster

4 points

13 days ago

Moo Moo. Moo moo moo. Moo!

Tossed_Away_1776

3 points

13 days ago

That's Dave. Sorry, he's new.

HortonHearsAMoo

3 points

13 days ago

I like the old South Park

Tossed_Away_1776

3 points

13 days ago

Me too lol

Gold_Champagne

109 points

13 days ago

Gold_Champagne

Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY

109 points

13 days ago

I Love this template

ionlyhavetwolegs

29 points

13 days ago

I wake up the same way, every morning.

ATragedyOfSorts

8 points

13 days ago

So boom.

I fucking wake up and Dave wasn't at the perimeter like we all agreed. Fucking Dave. Those things that attacked us, those goddamn monsters that crippled our society - Dave was supposed to keep watch from on his shift last night.

Instead he was jacking off in the woods and got himself killed.

Fucking Dave.

xXFoodMasterXx

3 points

13 days ago

xXFoodMasterXx

Identifies as a Cybertruck

3 points

13 days ago

Fuck Dave, all my homies hate Dave

Sir_IlV

46 points

13 days ago

Sir_IlV

46 points

13 days ago

That's why I love... nestle crunch! SCREAMS

abbynorma1

6 points

13 days ago

Came to say this. ^

demonskull420

11 points

13 days ago

Probing smh those aliens are horny again

RadSharkk

26 points

13 days ago

RadSharkk

Loves GameStonk

26 points

13 days ago

Where can I find that gif at the bottom

_FinalPantasy_

7 points

13 days ago

As opposed to the gif on the top?

GassyMomsPMme

3 points

13 days ago

Yeah the gif that just sits there and doesn't move, a real waste of space that gif is

A_Gaugs03

10 points

13 days ago

A_Gaugs03

Dirt Is Beautiful

10 points

13 days ago

I love this gif so much.

Jaxerfp

14 points

13 days ago

Jaxerfp

14 points

13 days ago

I wish they’d stop stealing my cows. All the anal probes I do on them are legen-dairy

JustBlewInToTown

3 points

13 days ago

JustBlewInToTown

Lives in a Van Down by the River

3 points

13 days ago

Take it and get out

Jaxerfp

6 points

13 days ago

Jaxerfp

6 points

13 days ago

I guess I’ll moo-ve away from here

lertedor

7 points

13 days ago

That is a cat.

chrisragenj

6 points

13 days ago

Very observant

lertedor

3 points

13 days ago

Thank you.

chrisragenj

2 points

13 days ago

You're welcome. I upvoted your thank you.

LadyVFirstClass

7 points

13 days ago

made me laugh. no animals were harmed making this meme i hope

a3rospace

13 points

13 days ago

We are utterly excited to see you 👽

Tossed_Away_1776

20 points

13 days ago

Udderly* ;)

a3rospace

11 points

13 days ago

Fack

Catastrophic_User

2 points

13 days ago

Catastrophic_User

can't meme

2 points

13 days ago

Hahahhaa funni

Rough_Edges_2442

6 points

13 days ago

“You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?”

The cows:

dubc4

6 points

13 days ago

dubc4

6 points

13 days ago

I would travel across the galaxy for a fresh cold tall glass of milk and some warm cookies

Chef_Chantier

5 points

13 days ago

I'd do the same for some anal probing

jakethedumbmistake

2 points

13 days ago

No, that's a perfectly legit goal

supreme73838

5 points

13 days ago

Having flashbacks from the Majoras mask ranch mission.

god_azzip

5 points

13 days ago

There's no sound, yet I can still hear it

stamilord

6 points

13 days ago

But... that’s a meow meow

simplysum41

8 points

13 days ago

simplysum41

memer

8 points

13 days ago

kylegetsspam

3 points

13 days ago

The cat did not make such an unholy noise. I forget the clip, but I think it's from a brother and sister fighting and she slaps the absolute fuck out of him.

simplysum41

1 points

13 days ago

simplysum41

memer

1 points

13 days ago

I know what you’re referring to (an old vine video) but I think the person who originally made this cat yoink video, was the one who dubbed that audio clip in there.

AnAlienFromMars

4 points

13 days ago

We want them utters

Toby_the_llama

5 points

13 days ago

The demon when I lift up my sheets

sanchezconstant

3 points

13 days ago

YOIKNED

DICE2795

1 points

13 days ago

Well, burgers are delicious...

lo-finesse

2 points

13 days ago

Aliens need some milk too

Local_Ad8884

2 points

13 days ago

THEY DIDN'T ASK FOR CONSENTTTTTTTTTT

chrisragenj

3 points

13 days ago

Me Too: Alien Edition

neuclearboom

2 points

13 days ago

I love this gif where can I find more and/or the original

definitleyarobot

2 points

13 days ago

Anybody know the og clip? Seems pretty funny

GamerconYoYT

2 points

13 days ago

Cartman there is an 80 foot satelite sticking out of your ass!

GamerBroNico

2 points

13 days ago

Those Aliens want the cows milk

DMonk17

2 points

13 days ago

DMonk17

2 points

13 days ago

Majora's Mask vibes right here

DarthMemes101

2 points

13 days ago

I could look at this for hours and still find it funny

Noobielike

2 points

13 days ago

Noobielike

Plays MineCraft and not FortNite

2 points

13 days ago

Would be funnier if it became portrait the moment the cow gets pulled lol

wolf_lover49

2 points

13 days ago

Smh stealing cows

DinosaursWeed

2 points

13 days ago

Moo

phoenix2955

2 points

13 days ago

Why take the cows for anal probing? I’ll happily volunteer and I’ll even give them a hand if I can

f-u-whales

2 points

13 days ago

Do someone have some good sci-fi movie? Except the most notorious ones

Faeraday

2 points

13 days ago*

Humans already doing that to cows (for anyone unaware, it’s how the animal agriculture industry forcibly inseminates them: one arm up their rectum to position the uterus while the other injects the extracted bull semen into their vagina).

If aliens are probing anyone, it’ll be us humans for how we treat other animals.

BriantheSlovak

1 points

13 days ago

BriantheSlovak

Thank you mods, very cool!

1 points

13 days ago

Everything about this post is just awesome

Moist_beefnugs

1 points

13 days ago

Thought something else was gonna happen to the cat...

paasionnn

1 points

13 days ago

Fuck there's a game with this cutscene.

scrotey_mcboat

1 points

13 days ago

If they ain't nothin' goin' on here, how come all my cows is glowin' like lightnin' bugs?

Whatdoya say to that, whippersnapper?

ilikecadbury

1 points

13 days ago

ilikecadbury

FORTSHITE

1 points

13 days ago

May God forgive me for what i am about to do with these cows

gamabunta3

1 points

13 days ago

gamabunta3

https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ

1 points

13 days ago

Flip the gig so the cat goes up, and its perfect

CarbineCraig

1 points

13 days ago

Its fisting time.

BassBanjo

1 points

13 days ago

Maybe the enterprise crew just ran out of milk so they asked scotty to beam up some cows

aloloaalo

1 points

13 days ago

The closing-in was gold

fofocat

1 points

13 days ago

fofocat

1 points

13 days ago

Aliens will do this to humans and then eat them.

ugandanbuckles

1 points

13 days ago

ugandanbuckles

Big ol' bacon buttsack

1 points

13 days ago

This might be the best post I’ve seen on Reddit

No_Doubt_5905

1 points

13 days ago

😂😂

iggythedood

1 points

13 days ago

CATtle

Some_randomguymanboi

1 points

13 days ago

AWW HEEEELLLLL NO

WanPwr5990

1 points

13 days ago

WanPwr5990

Mods Are Nice People

1 points

13 days ago

Don't do the cow

TheUndisputedRoaster

1 points

13 days ago

Have people learned about the Aerodynamics of a cow?

tamemeholic

1 points

13 days ago

How do you make these gif memes?

Mozziebag

1 points

13 days ago

They took ops mum?

Outstanding_meme_bot

1 points

13 days ago

Outstanding meme

mynameismatt06

1 points

13 days ago

Which mf back in the 19th century thought about UFOs and Aliens, then said "ah yes, im getting me ol self to write bout them down in the south of the USA, down in that there farm stealin' a whole mutherhubberding load of c o w s"

mikkokilla

1 points

13 days ago

mikkokilla

RageFace Against the Machine

1 points

13 days ago

Cows? Looks like a cat

boinzy

1 points

13 days ago

boinzy

1 points

13 days ago

That’s a cat.

DatDominican

1 points

13 days ago

Alien steak must be crazy

jakethedumbmistake

1 points

13 days ago

Great start to the next level was anal.

williamd728

1 points

13 days ago

Rip the Cows from Wii Play

Long-Time-Lurker-95

1 points

13 days ago

So that’s where my ex went...

TheBiggestAvatarNerd

1 points

13 days ago

I need help finding two memes for a project, one has to be an example of juxtaposition and the other one a oxymoron, can I get a little help please?

Stonewolf420

1 points

13 days ago

Cows are obviously the dominant life form.

eatsandman

1 points

13 days ago

BESSIE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bacon260998_

1 points

13 days ago

Bacon260998_

Because That's What Fearows Do

1 points

13 days ago

Can someone send me just this gif? Idk why but i just love it!

iBScarface

1 points

13 days ago

What was the o.c. of just the cat made for?!

KR-kr-KR-kr

1 points

13 days ago

Yoinked for some Shane Dawson

AnythingAlfred613

1 points

13 days ago

AnythingAlfred613

Professional Dumbass

1 points

13 days ago

They need to properly inspect every single nub they see. Can’t know which one they can trust…

bethanyygrace

1 points

13 days ago

Aaaaand that’s a lol

Winter_37

1 points

13 days ago

I don't care the meme, this is by far my favorite gif.

JanssenFromCanada

1 points

13 days ago

But what really happened to the cat?

krekcat

1 points

13 days ago

krekcat

1 points

13 days ago

I adore this

j-sugashini

1 points

13 days ago

When your sibling finds out you used their stuff.

MoongodRai057

1 points

13 days ago

The expression of terror on it’s face

ttnnttnnttnnttnn

1 points

13 days ago

its gonna be a bit worse than a probing i'm afraid.

YOURNOSESMELLS

1 points

13 days ago

my friend sent me this: قرف الدجاج غير تقليدي

what does it mean i just copied and pasted from discord

Lakersrock111

1 points

13 days ago

My favorite meme

Immediate_Salt_6014

1 points

13 days ago

“Half the time I thought the neighbors were up to their old tricks again and when I found out that aliens took my cows i didn’t believe it”

The cows after:”I will never fully recover from this”

Also the cows:Hey yay grass!!!

Two most popular scenes in almost every single Alien movie are either the cows or the White House exploding idk I haven’t watched a Alien movie sense I was maybe 8 or 10 years old,I don’t really remember what scenes there are in a alien movie,it’s been awhile since I’ve seen an alien movie,Idk if there are more popular scenes in alien movies(I’m sorry if that offended you),I really need to catch up on my alien movies so I know what I’m talking about(if this comment offended you in anyway I’m sorry,I’m not much of an expert on alien movies but I’m still learning about the movie franchise),I wish I knew more but I don’t and I’m sorry for that,Have a good day everyone!!!

Millard022

1 points

13 days ago

Been seeing this gif everywhere this week. Ì fucken love it and it hasn't gotten old!

I_M_Cool_80

1 points

13 days ago

Not to kink shame but those aliens have wack fetishes

rosegreen1114

1 points

13 days ago

I giggled

ClassicDai

1 points

13 days ago

Why does this hit so right in my meme organs?

douglasddx1

1 points

13 days ago

Where can I find this gif/meme template? It's awesome.

frustrated_ape

1 points

13 days ago

*yoinked ftfy

DrystanDaylight

1 points

13 days ago

How to download this? The 3 dots isn't there to download or something

GoatsWithWigs

1 points

13 days ago

It’s because they want stronger bones like us

pmcd_com

1 points

13 days ago

I usually just call it anal, mate

Qu_ex

1 points

13 days ago

Qu_ex

1 points

13 days ago

oh dear sir/ma'am may i know the origin cat of this meme?

roslyns

1 points

13 days ago

roslyns

1 points

13 days ago

As a vegan, I volunteer my ass to the aliens instead of the cows

PersianUsedNothing

1 points

13 days ago

My scorpio friends dragging me out of the house.

Notyourfathersgeek

1 points

13 days ago

Wait, you haven’t been probed?!

cerulean-ice

1 points

13 days ago

I have a theory that they do that cause their farst can be used as fuel

Lordsfavor1

1 points

13 days ago

Ngl that cow looks like a cat

Vilooiii

1 points

13 days ago

I lost my cake day

ItchingForTrouble

1 points

13 days ago

ItchingForTrouble

Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY

1 points

13 days ago

You never had a stuffed burger? That's legit. When you bite into it, all that white, warm deliciousness coming out of it!!! Exquisite!

RoscoMan1

1 points

13 days ago

The anal bead fountain was uh... something. Ugh

A_Couple_Things

1 points

13 days ago

This that skin walker ranch

bacon_eater99

1 points

13 days ago

I don't know why I keep laughing at this

Kingcase221

1 points

13 days ago

That reminds me of the visitors from South Park. “MOO”

Spettim

1 points

13 days ago

Spettim

1 points

13 days ago

Me as my mom wakes me up when im late for school for the fourth time this week

J8ji

1 points

13 days ago

J8ji

1 points

13 days ago

I love to singa..

Snoo-22284

1 points

13 days ago

Cat: the fu- AAHHH

Just-a-reddit-guy-16

1 points

13 days ago

Do you play Majora’s Mask by any chance?

YoJones9219

1 points

13 days ago

Y o i k n e d

shellwe

1 points

13 days ago

shellwe

1 points

13 days ago

I don’t know... the xenomorph from alien didn’t mess with the cat at all.

AshLTR

1 points

13 days ago

AshLTR

1 points

13 days ago

In India, the people will start lynching the Aliens and the Aliens will be hunt down.

Cows have more importance than people

It would be better for them to grab a bunch of people.

zunamie2

1 points

13 days ago

I can here this gif

darkness876

1 points

13 days ago

Is no one going to point out that cats beautiful fur pattern

JoelsephYT

1 points

13 days ago

Brickleberry's finale be all like...