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They need to stop stealing my cows
Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY
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I got sheep i got chicken i got children! BUT NOT MY COWS
This chain comment is r/havewemet in a nutshell
Things I have and have not inseminated for $400, Alex.
What is... A woman?
A man but with no ding dong
W A T
A MAN, BUT WITH NO DING-DONG!
N O O
Sheep, chicken, children, all the same.
Nice meme you got there
Let the children go
Really shouldn’t talk about my sister like that.
Dirt Is Beautiful
He didn't mention whales tho
Accurate but hurtful.
Don’t steal cows. Steal pigs instead.
OK STOP STEALING HIS COWS
OUR COWS1! USSR theme intensifies
The clawww, it has chosen
“I have been chosen! Farewell, my friends!”
“I go on to a better place!”
“We are eternally grateful!”
The claw says who will go and who will stay
hates reaction memes
they don't have a McDonalds on Mars, so they need to yoink our cows to slaughter them and make a BigMac
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese on Mars?
A quarter gram with cheese?
The saaame as everything else.
Big & Dusty.
A Royale with Musk
Wouldn’t it it just be easier to get a drive thru?
Wasn’t this the plot of a teen Titans episode?
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They could just order delivery? Get Space Force to get it there
Reminds me of the first episode of South Park lmao
Cartman, you have satellite coming out of your ass.
N-no, that was just a dream! Screw you guys!!
Is that not what this is about?
Aliens probing bums was a thing way before that
Don’t get me wrong I was not alive when they released that episode, so I’m not expert on the time period, but like people were just casually talking about aliens probing cows in the 90s?
No it was just a movie cliché. There are weird reports from ranchers of mutilated livestock every once in a while.
Oh. It will forever be remembered by my generation as a South Park thing. Shame how much is lost over time.
A big metal hoobajoob up your butt
Moo Moo. Moo moo moo. Moo!
That's Dave. Sorry, he's new.
I like the old South Park
Me too lol
I Love this template
I wake up the same way, every morning.
I fucking wake up and Dave wasn't at the perimeter like we all agreed. Fucking Dave. Those things that attacked us, those goddamn monsters that crippled our society - Dave was supposed to keep watch from on his shift last night.
Instead he was jacking off in the woods and got himself killed.
Identifies as a Cybertruck
Fuck Dave, all my homies hate Dave
That's why I love... nestle crunch! SCREAMS
Came to say this. ^
Probing smh those aliens are horny again
Where can I find that gif at the bottom
As opposed to the gif on the top?
Yeah the gif that just sits there and doesn't move, a real waste of space that gif is
I love this gif so much.
I wish they’d stop stealing my cows. All the anal probes I do on them are legen-dairy
Lives in a Van Down by the River
Take it and get out
I guess I’ll moo-ve away from here
That is a cat.
You're welcome. I upvoted your thank you.
made me laugh. no animals were harmed making this meme i hope
We are utterly excited to see you 👽
“You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?”
I would travel across the galaxy for a fresh cold tall glass of milk and some warm cookies
I'd do the same for some anal probing
No, that's a perfectly legit goal
Having flashbacks from the Majoras mask ranch mission.
There's no sound, yet I can still hear it
But... that’s a meow meow
Original clip with audio
The cat did not make such an unholy noise. I forget the clip, but I think it's from a brother and sister fighting and she slaps the absolute fuck out of him.
I know what you’re referring to (an old vine video) but I think the person who originally made this cat yoink video, was the one who dubbed that audio clip in there.
We want them utters
The demon when I lift up my sheets
Well, burgers are delicious...
Aliens need some milk too
THEY DIDN'T ASK FOR CONSENTTTTTTTTTT
Me Too: Alien Edition
I love this gif where can I find more and/or the original
Anybody know the og clip? Seems pretty funny
Cartman there is an 80 foot satelite sticking out of your ass!
Those Aliens want the cows milk
Majora's Mask vibes right here
I could look at this for hours and still find it funny
Plays MineCraft and not FortNite
Would be funnier if it became portrait the moment the cow gets pulled lol
Smh stealing cows
Why take the cows for anal probing? I’ll happily volunteer and I’ll even give them a hand if I can
Do someone have some good sci-fi movie? Except the most notorious ones
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Humans already doing that to cows (for anyone unaware, it’s how the animal agriculture industry forcibly inseminates them: one arm up their rectum to position the uterus while the other injects the extracted bull semen into their vagina).
If aliens are probing anyone, it’ll be us humans for how we treat other animals.
Thank you mods, very cool!
Everything about this post is just awesome
Thought something else was gonna happen to the cat...
Fuck there's a game with this cutscene.
If they ain't nothin' goin' on here, how come all my cows is glowin' like lightnin' bugs?
Whatdoya say to that, whippersnapper?
May God forgive me for what i am about to do with these cows
Flip the gig so the cat goes up, and its perfect
Its fisting time.
Maybe the enterprise crew just ran out of milk so they asked scotty to beam up some cows
The closing-in was gold
Aliens will do this to humans and then eat them.
Big ol' bacon buttsack
This might be the best post I’ve seen on Reddit
AWW HEEEELLLLL NO
Mods Are Nice People
Don't do the cow
Have people learned about the Aerodynamics of a cow?
How do you make these gif memes?
They took ops mum?
Which mf back in the 19th century thought about UFOs and Aliens, then said "ah yes, im getting me ol self to write bout them down in the south of the USA, down in that there farm stealin' a whole mutherhubberding load of c o w s"
RageFace Against the Machine
Cows? Looks like a cat
That’s a cat.
Alien steak must be crazy
Great start to the next level was anal.
Rip the Cows from Wii Play
So that’s where my ex went...
I need help finding two memes for a project, one has to be an example of juxtaposition and the other one a oxymoron, can I get a little help please?
Cows are obviously the dominant life form.
Because That's What Fearows Do
Can someone send me just this gif? Idk why but i just love it!
What was the o.c. of just the cat made for?!
Yoinked for some Shane Dawson
They need to properly inspect every single nub they see. Can’t know which one they can trust…
Aaaaand that’s a lol
I don't care the meme, this is by far my favorite gif.
But what really happened to the cat?
I adore this
When your sibling finds out you used their stuff.
The expression of terror on it’s face
its gonna be a bit worse than a probing i'm afraid.
my friend sent me this: قرف الدجاج غير تقليدي
what does it mean i just copied and pasted from discord
My favorite meme
“Half the time I thought the neighbors were up to their old tricks again and when I found out that aliens took my cows i didn’t believe it”
The cows after:”I will never fully recover from this”
Also the cows:Hey yay grass!!!
Two most popular scenes in almost every single Alien movie are either the cows or the White House exploding idk I haven’t watched a Alien movie sense I was maybe 8 or 10 years old,I don’t really remember what scenes there are in a alien movie,it’s been awhile since I’ve seen an alien movie,Idk if there are more popular scenes in alien movies(I’m sorry if that offended you),I really need to catch up on my alien movies so I know what I’m talking about(if this comment offended you in anyway I’m sorry,I’m not much of an expert on alien movies but I’m still learning about the movie franchise),I wish I knew more but I don’t and I’m sorry for that,Have a good day everyone!!!
Been seeing this gif everywhere this week. Ì fucken love it and it hasn't gotten old!
Not to kink shame but those aliens have wack fetishes
Why does this hit so right in my meme organs?
Where can I find this gif/meme template?
How to download this? The 3 dots isn't there to download or something
It’s because they want stronger bones like us
I usually just call it anal, mate
oh dear sir/ma'am may i know the origin cat of this meme?
As a vegan, I volunteer my ass to the aliens instead of the cows
My scorpio friends dragging me out of the house.
Wait, you haven’t been probed?!
I have a theory that they do that cause their farst can be used as fuel
Ngl that cow looks like a cat
I lost my cake day
You never had a stuffed burger? That's legit. When you bite into it, all that white, warm deliciousness coming out of it!!! Exquisite!
The anal bead fountain was uh... something. Ugh
This that skin walker ranch
I don't know why I keep laughing at this
That reminds me of the visitors from South Park. “MOO”
Me as my mom wakes me up when im late for school for the fourth time this week
I love to singa..
Cat: the fu- AAHHH
Do you play Majora’s Mask by any chance?
Y o i k n e d
I don’t know... the xenomorph from alien didn’t mess with the cat at all.
In India, the people will start lynching the Aliens and the Aliens will be hunt down.
Cows have more importance than people
It would be better for them to grab a bunch of people.
I can here this gif
Is no one going to point out that cats beautiful fur pattern
Brickleberry's finale be all like...