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1 points
11 minutes ago
You left out one thing: it's freakin' flat.
Okay, I'm ignoring the Dolomiti, yes I know. (Texas does not have actual mountains. Don't let any Texan tell you different!) But the part where most folks live is the one part of Italy that isn't hilly or mountainous. It's like driving through the Midwest or California's Central Valley (which is the one part of California that's pancake flat), just with older buildings.
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13 minutes ago
Texas is becoming a mixed bag. The big cities are more blue/purple than red (yeah, I know). However, rural Texas is truly vast and neverending, and that remains as blood red as ever.
Texas will be politically up for grabs inside of 20 years. (Yeah, I know they've been saying that for 20 years.) When Texas turns 'purple', that will spell the end of our bizarre idiosyncratic Electoral College. The Republicans will join the Democrats in wanting to get rid of it. Mark my words!
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53 minutes ago
You've got your own Bible Belt from what I hear, and I guess that also covers ultra-conservative. I imagine they're not fond of whatever goes on in Amsterdam or the Hague. That leaves the cars, the guns, and the cows.
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55 minutes ago
Texas first became an independent country because Mexico wouldn't let them keep their slaves, so they revolted. They were annexed by the USA after about a decade or so, IIRC. They were also one of the states that seceded during the Civil War. (You can guess why.)
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58 minutes ago
Texas can't do that.
But they can execute you far less of a waiting period than all the other states that have the death penalty. And of course they also hand out death sentences with far less hesitation than all the other states that have it.
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5 hours ago
turn a crank
Tee hee.
how far we’ve come.
Snort.
1 points
5 hours ago
Whoah. Mad respect for your 80s tech skills.
2 points
5 hours ago
workout shows on in the morning.
Kiana's Flex Appeal! I jerked off to that one more than once.
1 points
5 hours ago
At least it used to be its own country (like Texas).
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5 hours ago
"The capital is Miami, yes?"
"No."
"No? What about... where Disney World is. Surely that must be the capital?"
"Orlando? No."
"Okay, where is it?"
"Tallahassee!"
"Talla whaaaaaat?"
1 points
5 hours ago
Foreigners are often surprised that the capitals of American states are almost always mid-sized, non-special places.
For example, the capital of New York state is not New York city. It's Albany. The capital of California is not San Francisco or L.A. It's Sacramento. Heard of 'em? Wouldn't blame you if you hadn't.
1 points
5 hours ago
You thought about a hot teacher
Do kids not do that anymore? Sad.
it looked like I was jerking off watching wrestling
I'm assuming she had questions.
1 points
9 hours ago
When I flew to Norway, I felt like I was the only American on the plane who wasn't a retired Minnesotan.
2 points
9 hours ago
It's a common Christmas thing in Minnesota. I'm from nowhere near there and yet I feel like I've heard hundreds of jokes about how much people don't really like it.
1 points
9 hours ago
'Bag' and 'sack' are both American English slang for 'scrotum.' So, yeah. Kinda funny.
0 points
9 hours ago
"El chairlord is next to la tablesse."
Yeah, doesn't work.
1 points
9 hours ago
I don't know about quantity, but they do have quality!
1 points
9 hours ago
They got good steakhouses there. Lot of money, but worth it.
3 points
9 hours ago
Brave soldiers, dogshit terrible officer corps, underweight industrial base. That's modern Italian military history in a nutshell.
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3 minutes ago
Well, American vampires don't really hang out in Texas. They're either in the Southern Louisiana area (New Orleans, etc.) or in the Pacific Northwest because the sun never shines there.